Best on social media in MLS? Here's our favorite 18 tweets from Mike Magee

Guess who's back? The LA Galaxy announced today that free-agent forward Mike Magee has signed with the team.

With this exciting news, here are some of the best tweets from our newest signing, courtesy of Mike's Twitter.

Blackhawks!!!!!!! Keano doesn't like it! https://t.co/9od4yjNhwf
— Mike Magee (@magee18) June 2, 2014

If Taco Tuesday was an injured bird I'd rescue and nurse it til it could fly again. Then I'd lock it in a cage so it could never leave me
— Mike Magee (@magee18) September 30, 2014

Timmy Howard is like a warm blanket on a cold night
— Mike Magee (@magee18) July 1, 2014

Sooo I'm watching P.S. I Love You right now. Thank god by myself. pic.twitter.com/7CPHBDJ8eq
— Mike Magee (@magee18) May 17, 2014

Still trying to figure out who put me in this suit and took the pic #revenge #tbt pic.twitter.com/1vvY1aF4LR
— Mike Magee (@magee18) March 21, 2014

Some days are better than others pic.twitter.com/oaTLbHAzip
— Mike Magee (@magee18) September 2, 2015

Mother [muhth-er] noun
1. The coolest person ever
— Mike Magee (@magee18) May 10, 2015

If they aren't the best brother sister combo in history I don't know who is.. #HappyNationalSiblingDay pic.twitter.com/KY6Cel0ogw
— Mike Magee (@magee18) April 11, 2015

Have @Omar4Gonzalez making me eggs this morning. Already in his head for March 6th #LAvCHI pic.twitter.com/CC08kpbcce
— Mike Magee (@magee18) December 19, 2014

Dear 8 pound 6 ounce newborn infant baby Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, we thank you for #SEAvLA
— Mike Magee (@magee18) December 1, 2014

112 more shutouts and I'm tied with @NickRimando
— Mike Magee (@magee18) August 10, 2014

I don't have Instagram so I'll just tell you what I saw today. Cars. Couple trees. I think a bird. The tv. My teammates. Girl in yoga pants.
— Mike Magee (@magee18) July 23, 2014

Happy Halloween from Olaf, Sven, Kristoff, Ana and Queen Elsa #Frozen pic.twitter.com/74UKYAKC5S
— Mike Magee (@magee18) October 31, 2014

Friends are like wedgies. It feels great when you pick out a good one. Happy birthday homie @stuholden pic.twitter.com/U3MuiB80ce
— Mike Magee (@magee18) August 1, 2014

Sweet debate @BarackObama & only time I thought I could sneak a pic with legends into @twitter http://t.co/JJlVakq6nJ pic.twitter.com/64i8n003Nh
— Mike Magee (@magee18) March 11, 2014

Happy Easter World pic.twitter.com/e7QEU6FDWQ
— Mike Magee (@magee18) April 5, 2015

Any dude with a line shaved in his head is cool. Unless he uses a neck pillow... Street cred gone! #notquincytime pic.twitter.com/k9Sz7am5W3
— Mike Magee (@magee18) May 9, 2014

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